I was not really happy how the last portrait of Kyle turned out. Failed paintings keep me up at night so I had to try again. If I wake up in the morning and this one is no good, I blame tequila.

I was not really happy how the last portrait of Kyle turned out. Failed paintings keep me up at night so I had to try again. If I wake up in the morning and this one is no good, I blame tequila.

Wow. How much is the asking price?
dear nick,please find a more crazy looking picture of me to paint. i dont think the one you chose is quite crazy enough
dear nick,who is this crazy man in your painting? ive never seen someone so crazy.
As if that is the craziest Kyle has ever looked, seriously, that was a slow night for Kyle’s crazy… imagine what he looks like after a night of whiskey drinking.
In fact, examining the evidence, I would say I toned down Kyle’s crazy in that painting so he would be more palatable for the general public.
dear nick,who is this ariane girl. is she shirtless or someting, and why is she calling me crazy?sincerely,the crazy painting
I think she is a nudist. Her breasts can not be constrained by the brazier of society.